Jul 24, 2008
New product announcement
Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost between $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size. This has been hailed as a major social breakthrough, as women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
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Do you have to buy two to get stereo sound?
Does it have multitouch?
Pinch 'n' twist, and the most sensitive proximity, motion, and temperature sensors in the industry.
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